How Chipotle Flavored Tabasco Sauce Works

Chipotle Flavored Tabasco: A brand of hot sauce made from Tabasco peppers, duh.

Why you need to know this: To plan a method of consumption while avoid becoming dependent and addicted to the sauce.

Tabasco sauce is a popular hot sauce here in the U.S. and many other areas of the world. It was invented by Top Chef winner, Edmund McIlhenny back in 1869. When he first started making the sauce, he bottled it in recycled cologne bottles. Today, they're brand new cologne bottles. With several variations of the sauce on the market, such as Sweet and Spicy, habanero, and the green pepper (jalapeño), the Chipotle pepper flavor is the one containing the most amounts of crack cocaine. This is a direct result of drug smugglers attempt at hiding the cocaine in recycled cologne bottles before checking to make sure they were empty. In a Miami drug bust, a whole container full of, what was assumed to be Chipotle flavored Tabasco sauce because that's what the label said, was in fact Chipotle flavored Tabasco sauce with crack. The Miami PD and Coast Guard believed that they had a crate of Tabasco sauce and nothing more because the little plastic thing at the top of the bottles wasn't broken. The bottles were shipped across the nation and consumed by many innocent Americans. These people are now addicted to the sauce and will perform heinous acts so that they could put some of the Chipotle flavored Tabasco sauce on their pizza at lunch. These people generally become homeless end up never trying Frank's Cocaine-less Red Hot sauce.